Mike Koenigs says that the above Chairman Mao style headshots are authorized for the media … so I used them (via Photoshop) because I definitely wouldn’t want to disturb Mike’s little self-fuckfest. I totally get it, a lady always got to keep her panache … narcissistic as it may be. I’m not sure, though, if Mike is going to like the rest of this post. Mike and his meek lickspittle, Ed Rush, have recently hosted an OMFG-I-Cannot-Believe-It’s-4-Hours 4 hours ScaMarketing livecast. Without ruining the surprise, the webcast is kinda like watching a 240 minutes loop of some irritating Canadian kid ululating for his baby (or worse, watching him doing it shirtless). Unless you are an overzealous teenage girl from Japan, here’s a concise made up illustration of this livecast for your convenience (you’re welcome): Rush: Oh my dear Mike, your comforting warmth in the cold night is more than what my wretched soul has ever deserved … Koenigs: Buy my products. Rush: Sniffing your coffee breath every morrow as your delicate lips caressing mine invigorates my humble spirit … Koenigs: Buy my products. Rush: Forever hold me in your lax arms … hold me like the first time you softly […]
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