The French have this expression, dents du bonheur … which means that people with a gap between their front teeth are lucky. But ever since Zinedine Zidane retired, I don’t particularly care about what the French have to say anymore. Here’s one gap-toothed bastard who isn’t going to be so lucky … Jonathan Budd is … a fucking nobody. A fully flopping failing failure who feigns fruition and fabricates a fake front of a feasible fortune even though he’s just an all F’s fuckup. Just sayin’ in case you Google-asked and don’t realize yet where exactly you’ve landed. As a young child, Jonathan went through a truly horrible traumatic incident … which I will not elaborate, nor joke about whatsoever. It seems that subsequent to the tragic childhood affair, older Jonathan now remains completely numb to other people’s afflictions … because if he had suffered then so should everybody else. Wherefore, it was only natural for Jonathan to be allured by the perfect cesspit of great human misery … MLM. But alas! There are no honest winners in MLM, only losers at the bottom (over 99%) and scammers at the top (less than 1%). At first, Jonathan mistakenly chose the […]
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