The 4-Hour Sermon of the Koenigs
Mike Koenigs says that the above Chairman Mao style headshots are authorized for the media … so I used them (via Photoshop) because I definitely wouldn’t want to disturb Mike’s little self-fuckfest. I...
View ArticleSinbox Blueprint
The internet has been asking me a lot recently if Anik Singal is for realz … if he really broke the super-secret formula for perpetual internet riches … if he’s indeed the most brilliant marketing guru...
View ArticleSkinning Herbalife
El Patrón Michael O. Johnson, the ruthless shotcaller of the biggest MLM mafia in the world, is not all shits and giggles these days. Not that the lucrative suffering of millions had ceased, God forbid...
View ArticleThe Top Network Marketing Companies to Make You Filthy Rich
Here are the absolutely besty bestest best MLM companies that will make you even wealthier than your totally realistic “Warren Buffett meets Carlos Slim” fantasies: Uhm … Eh … What about … Oh, oh … Ah...
View ArticleThe MLM Plague
In an ideal world … this website’s gigantic staff of one would have kept on joyfully writing (because writing is awesome!) about technology stuff (because technology is awesome!) while making a...
View ArticleThe Rippln Implosion
Oh, did you take it seriously? Did you really buy into all that hype? Did you actually think you’d become rich by sharing your uninteresting status updates or some stupid apps? Oh no … don’t tell me...
View ArticleThe Great List Plunder
Ah, the list … this treasured treasure that every internet criminal desperately needs. Scams come and go, but the list … the list is the lifeline that maintains a constant flow of blood monies to the...
View ArticleBamboozling Budding Bunghole
The French have this expression, dents du bonheur … which means that people with a gap between their front teeth are lucky. But ever since Zinedine Zidane retired, I don’t particularly care about what...
View ArticleFrank Kern vs Empower Network
Now this is quite hilarious. If even the Godfather of Scamworld himself publicly and openly calls your appalling MLM racket a scam … it means that your appalling MLM racket is one gigantic...
View ArticleDoctoring a Lawsuit – A Poem
Hi there again, my dear good old Me! How are you today, wherever your bilocated physique may be? Quite foolishly, I always thought that I’m just one … Though wondrously, it appears that another my...
View ArticleTwo
Two years. Versus Evil. Impact. Awareness. Mockery. Evil is angry. Very angry. Furious. Wants oppression … … and blood. Fuck Evil. Hacking attempts. DDoS attacks. Proxies. Greedy lawyers. Online...
View ArticleThe Haunted Wood
Violence is the refuge of the weak. The incompetent. The insecure. The one who feels so powerless, that he has to coercively force his own failing rationalization on others. Violence demonstrates...
View ArticleSouth Dakotan Exodus
“Bad Retarded Jellyfish! Bad, bad Retarded Jellyfish!” Says the state of South Dakota to the retardest (but yet so fucking predatory) jellyfish in the Pacific, Vick Strizheus, and every South Dakotan’s...
View ArticleThe Harrowing of Hell
James Arthur Ray. Three words that by themselves are neutral, but combine them together and they convey so much of a calamitous meaning. Fakery, duplicity, exploitation, loss … immeasurably...
View ArticleAlone in the Dark
This is going to be a happy day! Yes, those are indeed happy days for all the fucking extremists in the jolly Middle East! If you are a fanatic who believes that your God is totally the bestest best...
View ArticleTracey Hates on a “Tracey Hater”
Scammers are like cockroaches … it is possible to eliminate the threat of one of those little disgusting fuckers; but shortly thereafter, the roach’s whole sociopathic gang would arrive to feast upon...
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