Teenagers have this admirable fearless sparkle in their eyes … this wonderful defiant gaze bereft of the yucky burdens of adulthood that allows them to aim high and dream big, and may God have mercy on mommy and daddy if they’d try to stop them from achieving their goals (or from staying up late to watch the Breaking Bad cathartic finale). But what makes the youngsters so awe-inspiring also makes them extremely vulnerable. A young mind is a really malleable mind … and one naive dream can quickly turn into a very palpable nightmare. The monsters have audaciously emerged from under the bed … only now they wear fake entrepreneurial masks to disguise their voracious inhumanity. Viva la Vemma revolución! [Begin quasi-biology lesson] The vemmadium BK Boreyko is one of the wostest types of creatures on this planet. He probably ranks somewhere below the Leucochloridium paradoxum and the Cymothoa exigua (while he’s also a bit uglier). The BK is a parasitic verveworm who especially targets susceptible hosts and can be characterized by his miniature genitalia and utter douchebagness. In the unfortunate event of encounter, it is highly advised to eliminate the BK’s poisonous propaganda by promptly spraying fresh urine all […]
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