The Illusion
It is the illusion. The illusion that earning substantial income is so simple and easy. The illusion that abundance and prosperity are just a few clicks away. The illusion that the illusion is the...
View ArticleJeff Lenney – Misogynist. Scammer. Criminal.
Nobody really likes Jeff Lenney. Jeff is gracelessly dumb, too artificially ingratiating himself to his dark superiors and when he’s not occupied with all sorts of stupidities and groveling, he’s...
View ArticleYoung People Prostitution
Teenagers have this admirable fearless sparkle in their eyes … this wonderful defiant gaze bereft of the yucky burdens of adulthood that allows them to aim high and dream big, and may God have mercy on...
View ArticleMake Money Culting with Tracey Walker
You guys, you guys!! Did you hear the new fantasmic tidings?? You can be a super-duper-blogger-entrepreneur by being completely boring, entirely uncreative and meekly bland! All you have to do is pay...
View ArticleThe Shawshank Trudemption
Dear Diary, Orange is such a beautiful color, isn’t it? It reminds me of all those gorgeous sunsets in Switzerland, which I have relished upon from the balcony at the luxurious house I pretend I don’t...
View ArticleThe Fake Doctor Presents the Fake Doctor
It’s the ultimate encounter everybody (in Gehenna) is waiting for! On one side, there’s the fake doctor who likes to unsolicitedly grope his yet pre-traumatized “patients,” on the other side there’s...
View ArticleThankstaking
Gosh, I feel so grateful! Like, seriously! I mean, sure, sometimes I can be really sarcastic, sardonic and satirical … but totally not now! Now, I’m really appreciative of family and love and education...
View ArticleEnergized Forced Continuity
Benson K. Boreyko has other fun habits besides selling fake cures to people with ADD/ADHD and exploiting the underage (while regarding himself as Korrok) … for example, BK likes to don mommy’s old...
View ArticleA Ray of Plight
You might think that this little hilarious anti-evil blog would scornfully denounce the attempted return of James Arthur Ray … mercilessly condemn those who assist his resurfacing … and throw in a few...
View ArticleOn the Verge of a Death Ray
At some extremely surreal point, it’s funny how much things can get sad … and the paradox of the prior sentence could only succumb to a self-help mentor who mentored help-seekers to succumb. They had...
View ArticleMrs. Proctor Goes to Scamworld
Bob Proctor may seem as a wilting creepy fossil, but he’s actually pretty young … in vampire years. And just like the manipulative bloodsucker that he is, Bob only comes out when it’s (culturally) dark...
View ArticleOrwellian Belgian Waffle
“That waffle country decided that Herbalife might not be entirely illegal! Triumph!” says Herbalife about Herbalife regarding a Belgian Appeal Court ruling which only Herbalife seems to witness and...
View ArticleAll Hail the New Pharaoh, Jonathan Cronstedt!
Sometimes it can be pretty darn difficult being David Wood and Dave Sharpe of Empower Network … doing all this yayo and publicly cheating on the wife while proudly Facebookin’ about it is so wearisome!...
View ArticleBig Brotherly Re-Audit
Herbalife is the only public company in the world in which “no news at all” means “super-amazing news! The regulators still hadn’t shut us down!” … as if analysts, law enforcement agencies, alleged...
View ArticleNo Lion, Just Ass
Lyoness … a fucking horrid pyramid scheme … the end. Okay, maybe a little more … but just a little because it’s Christmas week and nobody wants to upset Santa with all sorts of stupid scams (and...
View ArticleSanta’s Reindeer and the Magical Button
Santa’s reindeer were always brimming with sublime glee. Their permanent residence at the North Pole provided them with all the comforting luxuries they could ask for and they only had to work one day...
View ArticleRich Dad, Lying Scammy Asshole Dad
When one personified blog was just a cute (super-cute!) young little boy … he was really enchanted by Robert Kiyosaki and his whole “get financial education” notion, because like duh! education is so...
View ArticleNightmare Life Victimization Club
Larry Marcus and his nefarious sagging manboobz are at it again, attempting to defeat the rules of nature with an even bigger expansion of their girth. Besides Larry’s habitual obsessions, he also has...
View ArticleInfringing Ripple
“The bigger they hyped, the harder they fall,” that’s one of the unofficial proverbs of the MLM fake-industry no insider ever says … because good people are being misled to think that if they’d believe...
View ArticleThe Great Coca-Cola Lie
The world is flat. Buy these totally not dangerous subprime mortgage-backed securities. Please receive this giant wooden horse as a token of peace, Trojans. Bernie’s wealth management firm is the best...
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