Dear Diary, Orange is such a beautiful color, isn’t it? It reminds me of all those gorgeous sunsets in Switzerland, which I have relished upon from the balcony at the luxurious house I pretend I don’t own. I just adore orange! In fact, I admire it so much that I have decided to wear it all the time from now on. Okay, perhaps the word “decided” might not be quite accurate to describe the whole situation so let’s just agree on … “ordered”? It’s funny how all sorts of events sometimes transpire … one moment you sit in a large room with many of your still-fervent disciples and counselors, and 45 minutes later twelve insolent earthly strangers dare to determine that your celestial spirit is guilty of this ridiculous legal declaration, contempt of court. As if I’m just a regular human being who’s supposed to obey stupid stuff like rules and laws. The nerve. This so-called “jury” did appear pretty riled, though. I don’t particularly understand what is all the fuss about … all I did was to sell my own foresight on how to lose weight! For some frivolous reason, the court seems to believe that eating up to […]
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