The world is flat. Buy these totally not dangerous subprime mortgage-backed securities. Please receive this giant wooden horse as a token of peace, Trojans. Bernie’s wealth management firm is the best one on Wall Street. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Vemma refused a $2.2 billion buyout from The Coca-Cola Company. Wait, WHAT?! Coca-Cola?! The same 120+ years, $200 billion worth public company Coca-Cola?! The same company whose brand is even recognizable in uncivilized third-world tribes?! The same company that somewhat contributed to cementing the modern image of Santa?! That Coca-Cola company?! Uhm … wtf? So yeah, that rumor doesn’t make any sense at all. The Coca-Cola Company is obviously a real company with incalculable number of real customers worldwide, whereas Vemma … well, Vemma is just a stupid pyramid scheme that generates sales solely within its own network of distributors. Why oh why would Coca-Cola get entangled with the nefarious world of MLM? That’s the thing … Coca-Cola NEVER intended, nor negotiated to acquire Vemma. It’s just a lie that was probably fabricated by some of Vemma’s desperate distributors in order to ascribe some legitimacy to their illegitimate company. But I’m sure that the totally not-sociopathic […]
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